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"Self Care" Witchy Rats Long Sleeve Shirt | Funny Dark Humor Tee | Goblincore Spooky Season Apparel | Ironic Rat Cult Gift

"Self Care" Witchy Rats Long Sleeve Shirt | Funny Dark Humor Tee | Goblincore Spooky Season Apparel | Ironic Rat Cult Gift

Regular price $24.00 USD
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Redefine your wellness routine with our "Self Care" Witchy Rats Long Sleeve Shirt.

This shirt perfectly captures the essence of true self-care: gathering your weirdest friends for a mysterious midnight ritual. The design features a coven of adorable-yet-creepy rats in tiny hats, performing some unknown rite above the phrase "SELF CARE" written in a bloody, dripping font. It’s a hilarious and ironic statement for anyone whose self-care routine is a little less "bubble bath" and a little more "bizarre coven."

It’s the ideal uniform for lovers of dark humor, the goblincore aesthetic, proud rat parents, and anyone who embraces their inner strangeness. As the air gets crisp and spooky season approaches, this long-sleeve tee is perfect for Halloween gatherings, trips to the pumpkin patch, or simply celebrating your wonderfully weird self year-round.

About Your Long-Sleeve Shirt:

Crafted for comfort and style during the cooler months, this long-sleeve tee is your new go-to for autumn. Made from a soft, durable 100% cotton fabric, it’s perfect for layering under a jacket or wearing on its own. The classic unisex fit ensures a comfortable, relaxed feel, while the high-quality print guarantees your rat coven stays vibrant through all your self-care rituals.

Product Features:

  • Soft & Durable Fabric: Made with comfortable, high-quality cotton for a soft feel that's built to last.

  • Classic Fit: A timeless, relaxed fit that runs true to size, making it a reliable choice for everyday wear.

  • Durable Print: The high-quality graphic is expertly printed to ensure the design remains sharp and clear.

  • Versatile Layering Piece: The long-sleeve design is perfect for the changing seasons of fall and winter.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

  • Tumble dry: low heat

  • Use non-chlorine bleach as needed

  • Do not iron directly over the design

  • Do not dry clean

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    Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 23.98 25.98 28.00 30.00 32.00
    Length, in 27.99 28.98 30.00 30.98 32.01 33.00 34.00 35.00
    Sleeve length, in 25.00 25.51 25.98 26.50 27.01 27.52 28.03 28.54
    Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

     

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